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The Gospel According to Gomer

Lord Gomer’s Junk

My ass is grass. I’m going down. I’m hurting from parts of my body I didn’t even know existed. Dudes (an dudesses), my body hurts. My hands hurt and right now, my ears feel like I just got beat with a club. My feet hurt. My left-lower quadrant hurst and all my life [...]

Thundercats!

Every day and night, with the condor in flight, with all your friends in tow, you search for the Cities of Gold. One for all and all for one, can sound pretty corny. Ulysses - always fighting all the evil forces bringing peace and justice to all. Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats! Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats! [...]

Rep. Dana Rohrabacher dets pissed at G.W Bush

A policy that prevents Border Patrol agents from shooting at suspects unless they are directly threatened with a weapon is “about as nonsensical as anything I’ve ever seen in my 30 or 40 years of public awareness,” Rep. Dana Rohrabacher of Huntington Beach said last week.

Rohrabacher has been calling on President Bush to pardon two [...]

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Jan 6 DR ABDU SAMU The Manager of Audit & Accountancy Dept. African Development Bank/A.D.B. Ouagadougou, Burkina-Faso.

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Greeting, and how are you doing?I hope fine.Please let this my message do not be a surprise to you because i got your information and lay trust [...]

Will Rogers Quotes

Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman … neither work Never miss a good chance to shut up. Always drink upstream from the herd. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. The quickest way to double your money is to fold [...]

Turks and Tatars

During the night that followed upon the first engagement of the Turks and Tatars, the boy lay awake trying to devise some plan to capture the city. The walls seemed too high and thick to be either scaled or broken by the Tatars, who had no artillery whatever; and within the walls lay all the [...]

Printers

No matter where you are reading this article from, you most likely have a= printer nearby. And there’s a very good chance that it is an inkjet= printer. Since their introduction in the latter half of the 1980s, inkjet= printers have grown in popularity and performance while dropping= significantly in price. An inkjet printer is [...]

I strive to deliver

Please note: At all times I strive to deliver news and updates. If you feel that I’ve breached your privacy or you simply don’t want me send any more news regarding this service, please send me an email and I will immediately stop.

Under this circumstance I apologise.

ATTENTION CUSTOMERS:(BOOGER SCAM)

Please check the labels of “pure” booger products before buying. Almost all “pure” booger products are padded with fillers (up to 40%).

Be on the lookout for fillers such as cellulose, silica, phosphates, magnesium and stearic acid appearing as “Other ingredients”. To be sure it’s 100% pure, look for a label that says, Other Ingredients: “None”.

Please [...]

Live Booger Testimonial

When asked in the recent 60 Minutes interview how Booger worked for her CBS News correspondent Lesley Stahl said she had no after effects – no funny taste in her mouth, no queasy stomach, and no racing heart.

She also wasn’t hungry all day, even when she’d normally have a pang around mealtime. She also had [...]