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June 17, 2006

I strive to deliver

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Please note: At all times I strive to deliver news and updates. If you feel that I’ve breached your privacy or you simply don’t want me send any more news regarding this service, please send me an email and I will immediately stop.

Under this circumstance I apologise.

June 5, 2006

ATTENTION CUSTOMERS:(BOOGER SCAM)

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Please check the labels of “pure” booger products before buying. Almost all “pure” booger products are padded with fillers (up to 40%).

Be on the lookout for fillers such as cellulose, silica, phosphates, magnesium and stearic acid appearing as “Other ingredients”. To be sure it’s 100% pure, look for a label that says, Other Ingredients: “None”.

Please educate yourself before buying any booger product. Be wary of vendors posing as consumer advocates with “Booger Ranking Reports”. These phony reports and their “Top Picks” have been secretly created by vendors trying to sell their own hyped-up, watered-down hoodia product.

While you are buying with us, rest assure you got the original product.

Live Booger Testimonial

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When asked in the recent 60 Minutes interview how Booger worked for her CBS News correspondent Lesley Stahl said she had no after effects – no funny taste in her mouth, no queasy stomach, and no racing heart.

She also wasn’t hungry all day, even when she’d normally have a pang around mealtime. She also had no desire to eat the entire day.

“I’d have to say it did work,” says Stahl.

CA Senate Bill 1437 Would Trample Christian Convictions of Students

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Family Policy Network of California » CA Senate Bill 1437 Would Trample Christian Convictions of Students CA Senate Bill 1437 Would Trample Christian Convictions of Students

Pro-Family Leader Calls California’s Pro-Homosexual Textbook Bill ‘Outrageous’

By Jenni Parker - April 6, 2006

(AgapePress) - A pro-homosexual bill that pro-family forces are describing as one of the most outrageous pieces of legislation to come through the California legislature this year has been approved by the state’s Senate Judiciary Committee.

Senate Bill 1437 would require California schools’ textbooks to highlight the positive contributions of homosexual and transgender individuals to society and would prevent school textbooks, teaching materials, school-sponsored activities, and instruction from reflecting adversely upon persons based on their sexual orientation or actual or perceived gender.

If SB 1437 passes, the bill could potentially require gender-neutral bathrooms in the state’s schools. It could also result in a mandate to remove all references to “husband” and “wife” or “mom and dad” as the norm from all school textbooks.

In a Christian Newswire report, Capitol Resource Institute (CRI) executive director Karen Engla

June 1, 2006

Mother walk out of the Enchanted Forest

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I was out by the remains of our door, trying to fix it. I didn’t think my chances were very good. I picked up the hammer, and as I looked around for nails I saw Mother walk out of the Enchanted Forest. I was so surprised I dropped the hammer and nearly smashed my foot.

Mother never went into the Enchanted Forest. Never. Then I saw the sword she was carrying. Even from a distance, I could tell it wasn’t an ordinary sword. It was about the same size and shape as the one I practiced with, but it shone too brightly and looked too sharp to be ordinary. Mother brought it over to me and set it down on top of the boards.

The wizard stood there

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Mother was cooking rabbit stew in the big black pot over the chimney fire. She didn’t even look up when the door fell in.

The wizard stood there for a minute, and I sneaked a little closer so I could see better. He was frowning, and I got the impression he wasn’t used to being ignored. Mother kept stirring. Mother finally turned around. I took one look at her face and backed up a couple of steps. She looked at the wizard for a minute and started to smile. Nothing, Antorell? Are you sure?

The 27.5 Trillion $ Man, Follow the Money

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The Story Of Leo Wanta: “The 27.5 Trillion Dollar Man”; The Key Question Looms: Will The Illuminati Banksters Get the Money First Or Will The American People Get It, As Wanta Is Legal Guardian And Trustee On Behalf Of The People Of The United States According to a 2003 federal court ruling by a courageous judge from Virginia, Wanta has been authorized as legal guardian of the vast sum of money made from profits at the end of the Cold War. In one of the most important stories of our time, Wanta holds the ‘finacial key’ to the vast criiminal Illuminati banking network and he says with the help of the American people their system can be destroyed. 26 Mar 2006 (more…)

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