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October 28, 2005

How to turn $6 to $16000 in few days of web crawling

Filed under: Fun Giggly Stuff

It Will Work. If you do as I have done! Just Do It! follow the 4 steps.

My name is Amber and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.

Forward this to everyone in your address book and Bill Gates will give you, and everyone to whom you send this email $1000. Then scroll down to the bottom of this page and make a wish. You’ll get laid by a model you just happen to run into tomorrow!

If you don’t forward this, the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into your house and sodomize you in your sleep for not continuing this chain letter which was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.

Kokitu Sawallah, a leper in Botswana with no teeth, has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27 years. His only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he’ll receive when you forward this email.

Remember to forward this to everyone you know. If you do not keep it going, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and consume your genitals.

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