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My ass is grass. I’m going down. I’m hurting from parts of my body I didn’t even know existed. Dudes (an dudesses), my body hurts. My hands hurt and right now, my ears feel like I just got beat with a club. My feet hurt. My left-lower quadrant hurst and all my life I have been a figher, but this one is gonna beat me. I don’t like admitting this one bit. I can’t hardly sleep, my immunie system is putting up this heroic fight and I’m drenched with sweat and I’m hot, then I’m cold then I’m hot. I’m cold so I pull on blankets then next thing you know I’m hot so I pull them off and the next thing I’m freezing. It’s feaking tiresome. And this whole business of hurting from places you didn’t know you had? That’s just downright unfair IMO. How can you hurt from places you didn’t even know you had?

Every day and night, with the condor in flight, with all your friends in tow, you search for the Cities of Gold. One for all and all for one, can sound pretty corny. Ulysses - always fighting all the evil forces bringing peace and justice to all. Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats! Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats! Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats! Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats! Thundercats! Someday the mountain might get ‘em, but the law never will. He’s the most tip top, Top Cat. Ulysses, Ulysses - Soaring through all the galaxies. Ulysses - like a bolt of thunder from the blue. Maybe tomorrow, I’ll want to settle down, Until tomorrow, I’ll just keep moving on. He just keeps on movin’, ladies keep improvin’, every day is better than the last. Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah… Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy. Maybe tomorrow, I’ll want to settle down, Until tomorrow, I’ll just keep moving.

A policy that prevents Border Patrol agents from shooting at suspects unless they are directly threatened with a weapon is “about as nonsensical as anything I’ve ever seen in my 30 or 40 years of public awareness,” Rep. Dana Rohrabacher of Huntington Beach said last week.

Rohrabacher has been calling on President Bush to pardon two Border Patrol agents who were convicted earlier this year after shooting a drug smuggler who had illegally entered the country with a van full of marijuana.

He upped the ante last week, holding a news conference in Santa Ana with one of the agents, the same day he received a letter from federal officials suggesting the agents apply for a pardon.

The agents, Ignacio Ramos and Jose Alonso Compean, were sentenced in October for assault with a deadly weapon, a civil rights violation and other charges.

The incident, which has been alternately described as shooting a man in the buttocks as he ran away and subduing a potentially armed criminal who disobeyed law enforcement, was a controversial one, but Rohrabacher is not one to shy away from controversy.

He said he jumped into the issue because the regulations that control Border Patrol agents’ behavior affect how they can do their jobs, and this case didn’t make sense to him.

“This is about the stupidest, most nonsensical policy that I’ve ever seen,” he said. “How can you say to the Border Patrol that they can’t use their weapons unless somebody is about to shoot them? Their only recourse will be to wrestle someone to the ground. Why would someone stop if he [the agent] can’t use his weapon?”

Rohrabacher said since the drug smuggler escaped at the time, the only evidence that he wasn’t armed is his word, and he had thrown one of the agents to the ground as they chased him.

The congressman planned to apply for pardons for the agents, and he said if Bush doesn’t approve them, he will have shown himself to be “a heartless person and someone who has basically stupid policies.”

The agents are set to begin serving prison terms in January.

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1. Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman … neither work

4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.

8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading, the few who learn by observation, the rest who have to pee on the electric fence.

9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

10. If you’re riding’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.

11. Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier’n puttin’ it back.

12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

During the night that followed upon the first engagement of the Turks and Tatars, the boy lay awake trying to devise some plan to capture the city. The walls seemed too high and thick to be either scaled or broken by the Tatars, who had no artillery whatever; and within the walls lay all the fertile part of the oasis, giving the besieged a good supply of water and provisions, while the besiegers were obliged to subsist on what water and food they had brought with them.

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